She leant against the franking machine at work and accidentally stamped postage on a small parcel twice.
CTB!
In our house we say this about vegetables that taste disgusting but have to be used up. It stands for Curry The Bastard.
It’s Jus-Rong!
Discussing with my mother why the pastries called Jus-Rol are spelt so. They decided it was wrong but then turned it into a whole joke of it’s own.
I woke up thinking about wool, too.
Her and my mother discussing when they’re going to sort their wool baskets out. They got so excited by the idea of organising it all they both woke up thinking about it!
It’s kind of… In the general area… South Peru.
When under pressure, my sister goes overly specific. I asked her where something was set and she said The Amazon, that kind of area, but she wasn’t sure specifically – when I still wanted an answer she randomly came out with South Peru! Then back tracked and said that wasn’t it at all. We think she may have been confused with Darkest Peru, because we had recently watched the new Paddington.
Thanks to Dolby Surround Sound – we all felt that!
About Cassian Andor’s fall and impact on the beams in Rogue One.
If he is in that grave 3 days, so help me I am writing an article!
About Kal El’s death in Dawn of Justice. She’s already pointed out he has major similarities to the parable of Jesus.
Why is Reuben dressed as Ziggy Stardust?!
On a kid’s drawing of Jacob’s 12 sons, the eldest (Reuben) had an orange zig-zag across his robe.
This is Horatio – he likes cucumber – and this is Vernon – he talks in Cary Elwes’s voice…
Explaining the names and personalities of the various dragon statues round her room.
That grin just hit me in the face with a satsuma!
When I said ‘Look at her grin!’ about my mother. She had previously tossed her a satsuma and hit her in the face (accidentally).
The Things My Sister Says 